The Life of Jonathan

Subject:	chicken shit calling me restricted
Time:	2:20 am.

lol so as of today someone has decided that watching grass grow or his collection of nail clippings just isnt doing it for him anymore, so that person has decided to go back to the days of jr. high school and prank call me!!

ROFL

seriously....

are we 12 again??

Grow the fuck up and grow some balls and face me if you have something to say, im all for a throw down.

:) chicken shits of the world.

hysterical.

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Subject:	work
Time:	10:39 pm.

ahh work, so its off to Jersey The Garbage state for another 3 days!! ehhh what are you going to do?? the only hi-light is that I am getting a suite, and we have a comped room, you know what that means?! Lobster Dinner for 1 and the T-Bone Steak for 1 as well! Bring me a bottle of some good champagne!! muahahahaha!

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Subject:	today
Time:	10:05 pm.

so today cvs in the bronx held a fundraiser car wash for the Easter Seals foundation, basically its a foundation devoted to helping disabled people and children (both mentally and physcially) i drove all the way up to the bronx with the fiance and her mom as well as foxy the doggie, I paid 10 bucks in tolls and another 10 bucks for the "charity donation" for the car wash. it was nice, they cleaned, inside and out, vacuumed and armor all the tires... I also helped them create some signs so that people actually knew there was a car wash going on, aparently someone had made some signs but they were so tiny that you couldnt read them, anyway, a guy came in with his honda, wanted it washed, someone locked his keys inside, guess who has the know how to break into a car :) thats right, about 15 minutes later we had the lock open and his car alarm blaring, good work ;)

anyhoo, here is a picture of my car!

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Subject:	Candy White GTI
Time:	1:20 pm.

so yeah, Friday I got my car back which looked like this from the accident

I got it back Friday night, and I really didn't feel right about having a car that had been crashed, i mean what if i want to sell it in the future? so i decided to go to Riverhead Long island to meet with the Business manager that my cousin knows, (he works with a few dealerships) so she hooked it up and got me invoice pricing on everything, and the interest rate was phenomenal! it is alot more pricier than my rabbit, but this new Candy White GTI is gorgeous and has always been my dream car! Got a bunch of options at invoice price as well not that I really need them but eh! what the hey

so here it is!

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Subject:	Throwdown With Bobby Flay
Time:	9:03 pm.

This has always irked me but why the hell does Bobby Flay have a guy who hands him his "confidential" mission dressed in some stupid camo gear with a paintball mask on? I never understood what the hell the significance of his role was

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Subject:	My Birthday!
Time:	3:58 pm.

So I have decided what I want for my birthday!

if you are one of the circle of friends whom i exchange gifts with, this is all that i want this year
Apple Gift Cards!

any and all denominations can be purchased here!

Apple Gift Cards Buy Here!

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Subject:	teaching my baby about cars
Time:	11:20 pm.

lol so my girl has no clue about cars, but what she does know is drugs... so check out the convo we had about the car i want, i have a Rabbit (hopefully its totaled) and I want a GTI,

here is the details

Diesel Raver [11:11 P.M.]: wow

Diesel Raver [11:11 P.M.]: check out that car in black

"Raymonda Botros" [11:13 P.M.]: isn't aht the same care that u kept on showing me over and over and over when u were here?

Diesel Raver [11:13 P.M.]: no

"Raymonda Botros" [11:13 P.M.]: hwo many different poses can u get from a car?

Diesel Raver [11:13 P.M.]: http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc64/javdeezy/GTIdropped005.jpg

Diesel Raver [11:13 P.M.]: this is the one i want

Diesel Raver [11:13 P.M.]: in black

"Raymonda Botros" [11:14 P.M.]: isn't that the same car?

Diesel Raver [11:14 P.M.]: lol noooooooo

Diesel Raver [11:14 P.M.]: my car is a rabbit

Diesel Raver [11:15 P.M.]: this one is a GTI

Diesel Raver [11:15 P.M.]: its similar in shape size and color

Diesel Raver [11:15 P.M.]: but the engine and options are wayy different

"Raymonda Botros" [11:15 P.M.]: ok cool

Diesel Raver [11:16 P.M.]: lol

Diesel Raver [11:16 P.M.]: you so dont care :)

Diesel Raver [11:16 P.M.]: i can tell

Diesel Raver [11:16 P.M.]: just by you typing "ok cool"

"Raymonda Botros" [11:16 P.M.]: LMAOOO

"Raymonda Botros" [11:17 P.M.]: baby u know i dont understand anything about engines

Diesel Raver [11:17 P.M.]: lol

Diesel Raver [11:17 P.M.]: i'll compare it to something you can understand

"Raymonda Botros" [11:17 P.M.]: LOL

"Raymonda Botros" [11:17 P.M.]: this should be fun

Diesel Raver [11:17 P.M.]: think of my car being amoxicillin 125mg/5ml

"Raymonda Botros" [11:17 P.M.]: LOL

Diesel Raver [11:17 P.M.]: the GTI is Levaquin 750mg

Diesel Raver [11:18 P.M.]: or better yet, avelox 400mg

"Raymonda Botros" [11:18 P.M.]: LOLLLLL

LLLOOOOLLL

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Subject:	V-Dub
Time:	6:02 pm.

So i got into a bad car accident on thursday night on my way home from the city,i've been driving for 12 years not one accident, this one was bad, im a bit sore but overall im very lucky to walk away i was making a left turn and this guy literally came out of nowhere, he was doing at least 40-50mph, crashed right into me, thank god he clipped my car so hard that he went right through and didn't transfer the energy to my car otherwise id be in the hospital right now.

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7:00 pm.

so here i am in England, i went back to my native roots and went to the house i was born in, as well as the house i grew up in, took some pictures of the old home, and the early school i went to... my god what a difference, it makes me wonder what would have happened to me had i grown up here, i met a 98 year old wonderful lady who is my moms best friends mother, she remembers me and we used to play games together, she said i was a horrible cheat and used to cheat all the time and make her laugh, lol im such a monster, she said she remembers when i was "knee high" God those days must have been something, my mom really had it rough when she was younger, how she had to push my sister in the pram with me in tow up a huge ass hill to take me to school, it really brings back some of the earlier childhood memories i had, wow, i cant wait to get back and upload some of these pictures, miss you all, but especially my pookie, she feels that i neglect her and that i dont care but its so the opposite, do you know how, when guys are so comfortable with girls, that they jus tfeel that they should know them already? well thats how i feel, but aparently i need to say i love you and prove it all the time, no worries, i can do that, i'll make her house my first stop when i get back to the states, anyone know what i mean?

cheers mates!

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Subject:	http://www.flickr.com/photos/dieselraver/sets/72157603788370452/
Time:	8:38 pm.

Ferrari's at the link
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dieselraver/sets/72157603788370452/

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Subject:	stock market
Time:	12:02 pm.

you know i rarely say anything about politics but this president of ours dubbya is an absolute atrocity to our economy, much like in the footsteps of his father he too has succeeded in putting our country into turmoil. why in the world did he get the job?stock market tumbles 400 points, then again today??? jesus

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Subject:	update
Time:	1:12 pm.

so its been awhile since I've last updated, and god only knows when the next time will be so i figured id do one now since I'm at home bored with nothing to do. i am taking my girl out later on tonight, we are going to Porter House NYC Steak house in Columbus Circle tonight. it will be awesome, I've been working a lot lately so i haven't had much time for anything but hopefully i will be able to manage my time better, i now work for cvs as part of their regional staff. i basically manage all interns in the pharmacy and have taken on the role of tech coordinator also. I have been doing a lot of thinking and really want to concentrate more on school instead of work, i need to finish up my degree and get the hell out into the real world and make a ton more money. i mean don't get me wrong i do like what i do and the pay is decent, but i want more, i truly do. i have come very far already but would like to take it a few steps further. everyone sees me one day as being CEO of CVS which in my mind is not an impossibility but to do that i need that degree. on a good note i had a dinner at my house where i invited the family and my girls family over and cooked for them, it turned out to be a success and was a lot of fun, i didn't have to work too hard and i premade everything the day before. i am thinking about getting a new keyboard because this one i have now sucks ass and the keys are all nasty, they stick and they are dirty (my keyboard is beige) any one have any good ideas for what keyboards are out there? I would also like to go on vacation but i don't know what is out there yet, i was looking at prague and also Europe but need to find a good deal since the American dollar is so damn weak in todays economy. i really do think we are headed for a recession. anyways I'm going to go make some tea, take care everyone!

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Subject:	wow
Time:	12:06 am.

wow its been quite awhile but i will begin writing more, how is everyone? i have so much to tell but so little time. i will update soon, is anyone still alive out there that reads my journal?

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Subject:	My Personality!
Time:	6:35 pm.

Animated Director

You are a Director

As a DIRECTOR, you combine an unusual openness and passion for beauty and style with confidence and a down-to-earth sensibility that allow you to realize your vision.

You are practical and pay attention to the details that others tend to miss.

By focusing on what is real and concrete, you achieve more than those who always have their heads in the clouds.

When it comes to what really matters in your life, you are confident in your ability to succeed.

Having beautiful things in your life gives you pleasure and satisfaction - you have a keen eye for style.

Even when problems present themselves, deep down you know you will overcome these challenges.

When routines get too familiar, you become bored and start looking for ways to spice things up.

You are open to new types of experiences – you are not afraid to take a risk on something new.

You have a highly developed sense of taste – you know what looks good on you, in your home, and in the world at large.

You tend to do things on the spur of the moment, not sticking to a set schedule.

You have a strong sense of style and value your personal presentation - friends may even seek your style advice from time to time.

Generally, you believe that you control your life, and that external forces only play a limited role in determining what happens to you.

If you want to be different:

Occasionally let yourself dream a little more, even if it doesn't seem practical or efficient.

how you relate to others

You are Animated

You are outgoing, comfortable with others, and up for anything, which makes you ANIMATED.

Some people find crowds and parties exhausting, but not you! You are able to be yourself in many situations.

Sometimes it is hard for you to understand why others feel the way they do, but that doesn't stop you from trusting them or having faith that they are good people.

You know the world is complicated and that there is often more than one side to a story, so you are careful not to make judgments about others too hastily.

You would rather experience the world than sit back and observe it—you are not one to sit on the sidelines.

You are an independent thinker and don't get too worried about how others might perceive you—you are not self-conscious about being the active, engaged person that you are.

Although you have a keen understanding of different people's life circumstances, you occasionally have trouble seeing why people get so upset and emotional about things—they should just lighten up and have fun!

In addition to having faith in the world, you have faith in the people around you—you trust others to do the right thing and to be honest.

If you want to be different:

Remember that time alone can be just as fulfilling as time spent with others—take some time for yourself and you might find that there are many things in your inner world that are just as compelling as the world outside your window.

Your open-mindedness about the ways of world gives you an understanding of people's differences, but that knowledge doesn't always translate into sympathy. Don't be afraid to let your trust and understanding influence your feelings.

This chart shows thirteen personality traits. Each bar indicates the percentage of test takers who entered a lower value for that trait than you did. For example, if Confidence is at 80, that means that 80% of people entered lower values for confidence questions than you did. Based on a sample of 30,000 users. Click here to learn more about the traits.

Confidence	Low High	94
Openness	Low High	90
Extroversion	Low High	100
Empathy	Low High	30
Trust in others	Low High	86
Agency	Low High	82
Masculinity	Low High	60
Femininity	Low High	14
Spontaneity	Low High	82
Attention to style	Low High	90
Authoritarianism	Low High	44
Earthy/Imaginative	Imaginative Earthy	70
Aesthetic/Functional	Functional Aesthetic	84

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Subject:	I like to move it move it
Time:	4:38 pm.

so yeah, as usual when i go on vacation or take a few days off, i always find a way to find trouble, my car, the 5 speed that pumps out 170lb feet of torque that weighs about 2700 lbs, that moves like a rally inspired race car, almost got me in trouble again over the weekend, luckily i was nice to the officer and being a NJ trooper, (we all know they can be dicks!) he was really nice and let me off with a warning, i was probably going about 95ish in a 65 zone, so thanks Officer! appreciate it!! got a new respect for the NJ turnpike troopers :)

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Subject:	Maryland- Baltimore
Time:	9:03 am.

so off i go, early start with sis and dad to Maryland, about 245 miles roughly 4 hours so it says, going to look at apartments for my sister as she will be attending the pharmacy school down there come September, ah what a month its been, haven't really stopped yet to take it all in, i will be back soon, so look out!

~Jonathan

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Subject:	lol so damn true!
Time:	10:45 am.

I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena!

You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.

"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

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Subject:	:)
Time:	12:10 am.

going to the Dominican republic, gonna smoke a bunch of cuban cigars, drink mojitos and lay out on the beach.

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Subject:	where have I been
Time:	10:02 pm.

So I know it's been a long time since I last updated my journal, and I'm sorry I have been noncompliant so one of my good friends told me that I need to update more often of them so I'm going to try my hardest to update every day but it's not easy I tend to forget but since I have this new program that allows me to dictate and it will translate into text so I can speak freely and whatever is on my mind will be entered into my journal. So I've been doing a lot of thinking and I really do miss all the travels that I have done. I mean I do have lots of memories and pictures. I wish I knew what I was thinking right now it's hard to think and talk at the same time especially when this text program messes everything up as you're speaking but I guess it has something to do with the background noise as well as not being properly trained. What I need is a vacation thank goodness we are going to the Dominican Republic on June 1 it should be a blast it is all inclusive and alcohol is included as well so I will be on the beach smoking my Cuban cigars and drinking mojitos . I really do look forward to it so there it is a quick short post just because I need to update some more I mean once a month is just not enough and I'm sorry if I neglected you all. So hopefully you still have me listed and you will comment I am sure I can write at least once a day in my journal farewell for now lots of love miss you all!! Till tomorrow Jonathan

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